Let’s get Gronk – Key Player Breakdown for Superbowl 2015

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Now you know a little about the coaches but they’re not really the ones you’ll be watching on Sunday and certainly not the ones bound to amuse us over the media parade that is this coming week. So let’s talk players.

Quarterbacks – Old Guard Vs. New Guard

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Tom Brady is quarterback Royalty. When you ask someone who doesn’t know football for the one name they know, they’ll give you his. But it wasn’t always so easy for him. Tom was the youngest child of 4, with three older sisters and those hair pulling sessions must have been more merciless than any line of scrimmage he’s seen since! But quite seriously at college he was hugely undervalued and when the draft came he was chosen a disappointing 199th overall in the 6th round. Analysts have since said that he was the greatest draft pick of all time.

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He struggled and worked his way into a starter position and eventually became the better half of the Brady/Belichick dynasty that has dominated football for the last decade. Brady has played his entire professional career with the Patriots and is in every sense of the word ‘a franchise player’ – he embodies the values that the franchise holds and is unflinchingly loyal. Thank goodness he looks good in Navy and Red – but honestly he’d probably look good in any colour. On top of his many football related achievements he has beaten out a bunch of other, very attractive men to become Glam Mags ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ for the second year in a row. On top of that he has three kids. A son from his beautiful ex girlfriend and a son and daughter from his supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen who by the way, nearly broke twitter with all her excited emojies after the AFC win.

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But Brady has been on top a long time. He’s hosted SNL, voiced himself on The Simpsons and Family Guy and most recently done this just laughable photo shoot. To me, that dog collar says – I’m here and that Dobermans not taking me anywhere! But the next two weeks will be tough for him. The Pats were just accused of deflating their footballs below regulation in the AFC championship game. They’re being investigated over the next few weeks and unfortunately, this is one scandal he’ll have a hard time passing off on his evil looking coach. Brady has admitted to preferring footballs with less air and it’s hard to believe that one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time wouldn’t notice that his football didn’t feel quite right or that someone else would mess with them.

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But what about Russell Wilson? This is Russell’s third year in the league so his resume couldn’t possibly measure up to Brady’s. It’s impressive but he’s not considered one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time…yet. Wilson was slighted in the draft, like Brady. He was picked in the third round and just like Brady, was not immediately made starter for the Seahawks. He competed against two other prospects in training camp and just barely came out on top. Pete Carroll took a huge chance with him. Other teams were afraid to even look at him because of his size. The average height for a quarterback in the NFL is 6’3 (Brady is 6’4), Russell is 5’11.

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But over the past three years he has proven himself both on and off the field. He took his team to their first Superbowl ever last year and won against Brady’s biggest rival. His charity work seems to take up as much time as football. He runs his own foundation helping youth in communities in need. Russell Investments donates $3000 every time he throws a touchdown. This year he started a campaign to talk about domestic abuse when the NFL was in desperate need to have that conversation AND he runs a passing academy in the off season, donating all the proceeds to a charity for Diabetes in honour of his father. Russell has a big heart and two very adorable great danes.

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I also just want to quickly address the possibility that Russell Wilson might be psychic. Firstly he claims that when he was 14 jesus appeared to him in a dream. But visions can happen to anyone. What about this quote he gave on the Thursday before the game, predicting the way the game went. ““It’s gonna come down to the fourth quarter. It may go to overtime. I’m expecting something great to happen, some amazing play to win the game, or amazing drive, or a back-and-forth two-minute drill.” Then when they were down, he told his offensive coordinator how they would win the game “”I told Darrell Bevell I was going to get the look I wanted, make the check we’d practiced and hit Jermaine [Kearse] for the winning touchdown.” AND THEN HE DID. All I’m saying is that I think we should consider this as a possibility.

Now, while Brady and Russell share a similar history, their public personas are very different. Brady is a team man, he says what he’s supposed to say when he’s supposed to say it and always appears in stoic control. He never does anything unexpected. Russell is a little different, he’s still mild mannered but his emotions tend to be a bit grander than Brady’s. He was weeping after the NFC championship game…..weeping! They’re both deserving of this cup, it’s a battle of the new kid cementing himself amongst the greats and the King trying to stay on top – And I think the dog collar thing is just a bit too much so I’m going with the oracle that is Russell Wilson.

But let’s talk defence 

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Richard Sherman is a great man and the leader of Seattle’s incredible defence – the legion of Boom, known for their hard hits. Richard in particular is known for this trash talk and is the self proclaimed ‘best corner in the game’. The last time the Pats and Hawks faced off, he intercepted a throw from Brady and shouted “U mad bro” repeatedly in the QB’s direction. Later he posted a picture where he’s seen taunting Brady with the same caption – It went viral. Brady was noticeably ruffled and I wouldn’t be surprised to see him try something similar at the Superbowl. For all his talk it must be said that Marshawn puts the game first. He’s a passionate player and a powerhouse on the field. In the NFC championship game he hurt his elbow but stayed on the field, cradleing his injured arm and rallying his team. He claims the injury is minor and he’ll be back on the field Feb. 1st.

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But he’s not my favourite defensive player for the Hawks. That title belongs to Michael Bennett. If you watched the highlights or saw much of anything from the NFC game, you most likely saw a weeping Russell Wilson and large bearded man riding a bike around the stadium. Michael Bennett, overcome with excitement after the win, saw a police bike and promptly took it He has since said it was the best bike ride of his life “like the first time you make love…really good”. He defended his lap by saying that he was giving the people what they want – he was right. He’s undoubtedly one of the most amusing men in football. Journalists love talking to him because he always says something great. During the playoffs, when asked how he was dealing with the stress, he answered “Doing the exact same thing we always do: not having sex on Wednesday’s, watching Homeland, just chilling.”

And whatever you do make sure you’re ready for his notorious sack dance. He recently said that is was the most important sack dance in history because it caused a baby boom in Seattle so don’t be caught unawares: it’s that sexy. I’ll attach a link below but for those too fertile to watch it, I can tell you that he recently described it as “two angels dancing while chocolate is coming from the heavens.”

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Lastly for the Seahawks defence (although there are plenty more where that came from) I want to talk about Derrick Coleman. You may know him from a Duracell commercial that aired leading up to last years Superbowl. It’s arguably the greatest ad ever made and called attention to the largely unknown fact that Derrick Coleman is deaf. Quite honestly when I watch it I feel the need to immediately go out and buy Duracell batteries and I’m not the only one.

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After seeing the ad a 9 year old hearing impaired girl wrote a letter to Coleman saying that he inspired her. He wrote back and the whole thing became the cutest thing to happen in football, maybe ever. Riley Kovalcik, her twin sister and the whole family ended up getting VIP tickets to the Superbowl last year and hung out with Coleman for an hour on game day. Since, he has become an icon for kids everywhere with hearing impairments.

But the Patriots have a few players worth mentioning too!

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Derelle Revis is also considered to be the greatest cornerback in football. Two years ago, he and Richard Sherman had a lengthy twitter battle regarding who the best really was, but don’t expect him to be bated this year. Bill Belichick likes his players to be reserved and tight lipped off the field and when he was recently asked about Sherman, he changed the subject right away. This is Revis’s first year with Patriots and his 8th year in the NFL but he’s never been to the Superbowl before so this is a big deal for him. His spot on the field is nicknamed Revis Island which can be defined by urban dictionary as ‘a place where NFL wide receivers frequently get lost’ and Urban Dictionary is no joke. He also has his own shoes – The Nike Zoom Revis and they’re pretty cool.

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And then there’s Brandon Browner who played for Seattle last year – this is his first time facing off against his former team. It’s also however his first Superbowl. He was suspended last year for violating the NFL’s performance enhancing drugs rules although from what I can tell, it was a claim from his time with the CFL. In an interview with The News Tribune he said “Those guys are like my brothers over there – they’re my best friends. But on the day, I’m trying to win. I’m headhunting.” He has been the only Patriot player (other than Brady) to come forward with his thoughts on Deflate Gate, coining the new and influential, trending hashtag – #inflatethis

So who’s got heart on Deffence – Seahawks

Offence

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The Hawks certainly have some players worth noting. The first is Marshawn Lynch and his infamous Beast Mode. You’ll hear a lot about him on press day because he’s a fan favourite, everyone will want to talk to him and he will try and skirt them all. In 2013 he was fined $50,000 by the NFL for failing to speak to the press. Seahawk fans raised that amount to pay the fine for him and forced the NFL to back down. In the end the NFL said that he had to donate the fan money and gave him a firm warning. This year, when he failed to comply again he was fined $100,000. He was also fined twice this year for unsportsmanlike conduct after grabbing his crotch post touchdown and another $10,000 for wearing ‘Skittles’ cleats on the field. Lynch has been eating Skittles during games since high school. For a while Seattle Fans threw Skittles on the field when he would score. This year an official deal was announced and during the Superbowl, Skittles will donate $10 000 to Lynch’s charity every time he scores a touchdown. But he isn’t all rosy. During his time with the NFL he’s been suspended for carrying a weapon, received a DUI and pled guilty to a hit and run.

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He did however get this Seahawk Grill made and it should be noted that while he doesn’t like talking to the press he’s the heart of the Seahawks offence and is idolized by his team mates.

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Luke Willson is the Seahawks Canadian Sensation. He’s in his second year but has only begun starting consistently this season, when another player was injured. He’s young but he has made some incredible plays this season – including a mind boggling catch in the NFC championship last Sunday when they needed it most. Sports writer Zito Mado said that “Luke Willson was the Luke Skywalker missile that destroyed the death star” and he also has great hair. Pete Carroll sees a lot of chemistry between Luke and Russell Wilson with Russell noting “It’s always nice to pass to another Wilson.”

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And then there’s Doug Baldwin who gives Richard Sherman and Michael Bennett a run for the Hawks Mr. Congeniality. Doug Baldwin can come off a little angry. He’s best known for his rants which usually all boil down to a common ‘Haters gonna Hate’ philosophy but he usually apologizes after he’s cooled down and had a popsicle. A few days after his most recent, angry rant after the NFC win, he spoke to the News Tribune saying ““All the frustrations I had in the entire course of that game and the entire course of the season came out…I don’t know, man. I’m just a fiery, passionate guy. I don’t try to ruffle feathers on purpose. Sometimes it just happens that way because of the mentality I have.” Baldwin also hosts a Youtube Channel called Fresh Files that is 50% confusing, 40% funny, 10% boring and certainly worth a look if you don’t have much else to do.

And the Patriots…

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If you’ve never heard of Gronk, then you are missing out. The Gronk is a frat boy, offensive beast for the Patriots and if you haven’t heard of him, you may have heard of his trademark touchdown ritual, Gronking. This is where he throws the ball down as hard as he can and gets a little crazy eyed. (links attached)  It’s very charming – the ladies just swoon. Earlier this week he actually claimed responsibility for the Patriots deflated footballs, saying that his sheer Gronking force had led to the deflation. It was very a noble admission and the ladies swooned once more.

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Gronk, also known as Rob Gronkowski will be a big player in the Superbowl and you’ll here his name thrown around a lot. Here are some things you might not know about him. He has his own cereal called ‘Gronk Flakes’, a sponsorship deal with Dunken Donuts and his very own party bus. He was on a reality TV show called the’ The Choice’ where he tried to find love AND he has a charity; the ‘Gronk Nation Youth Foundation’ – just try and say that three times fast. In conclusion – Gronk is great.

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And then there’s Julian Edelman – the Patriot nice guy. He posted a video this week titled ‘Growing Pats’ in which heartwarming photos of Patriot players before they were great are played alongside the Growing Pains theme. It’s cute alright. He has a great chemistry with Tom Brady – not quite Gronk level, but still pretty good. Both he and Brady were overlooked in college and in the draft. Besides Gronk just can’t express his feelings like Edelman can – this week our boy Julian told reporters about Brady, “I truly love that man.” It’s worth noting that he’s a real babe and his dad has an absolutely killer stare.

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Over all, The Patriots have a killer offence but I’ll only talk about one more. In November a young, likable player named Jonas Grey played the game of his life. I won’t get into details (he rushed 200 yards in one game) but suffice it to say that Jonas Grey, who had been relatively unknown the week earlier, landed himself on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Two days after that his phone died during the night, his alarm didn’t go off and he did the one thing that a Patriot can never do. He missed practice. Bill Belichick has some pretty strict rules about lateness and just showing up in general, so to make a point he benched his new star running back. Since then Jonas has played minimally in 4 games and not played at all in 3. And that very same week the Patriots resigned the much less likable LaGarrette Blount who has mostly replaced Jonas. Jonas Grey being a smart fellow knows he’s a story this week and is doing his very best to avoid the media and keep his coach happy but it will be interesting to see if he’s given a chance on Sunday.

Who’s got heart on offence – I’m going for Pats. There’s just something about Gronk.

LINKS – Seattle

Marshawn Lynch Opens up in a Skittles Interview http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/1/26/7919385/marshawn-lynch-happily-answers-questions-in-skittles-ad

A really great and serious Marshawn Lynch article http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2014/story/_/id/12232435/the-misunderstood-marshawn-lynch-why-seattle-seahawks-running-back-trust-media

The Onion pokes fun at Beast Mode http://www.theonion.com/articles/panicking-marshawn-lynch-unable-to-deactivate-beas,35147/

Richard Sherman meets a fan with a custom prosthetic leg http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/1/27/7920939/richard-sherman-fan-prosthetic-leg-seahawks

Michael Bennetts Sack dance  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l7729sPB_k

Derrick Coleman’s Duracell commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzQFA2hxyRQ

LINKS – Patriots

Edelman’s Growing Pats Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY9BBjLOwQM

Derrell revis shoes http://www.nicekicks.com/tag/darrelle-revis-shoes/

Gronking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETJykq-JTLc

Gronk/cat photo explanation http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24881285/bill-belichick-shows-rob-gronkowski-cat-photos-to-entire-team

Gronk party bus http://fansided.com/2015/01/18/patriots-rob-gronkowski-given-party-bus/

 

 

 

Who’s Got Heart? A Comparison of Coaches

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The Desert Bowl approaches!!! The Seattle Seahawks and New England Patriots are vying to win themselves a cup on the biggest night in football and the annual question of which colour face paint to buy is looming in the distance.

I’ll tell you right now, you’re safe either way with Navy but over then next two weeks I’ll explain as concisely as possible all of the reasons why one team deserves your support and cheek space. Now before I begin, I must point out my incredible bias in this particular Superbowl. I really love the Seahawks! They’re very lovable and I’m going to tell you why but I also solemnly vow to dig up all the positivity I can muster for the Patriots. Let’s start with the Coaches.

Coaching Style – One Hundo Pete

There are three stereotypes of football coaches. The first is a large screaming man, reliving his football glory days, chewing tobacco, rubbing his championship ring and calling absolutely everyone ‘son’. The other is the kind they make movies about, the unorthodox guy that comes in and replaces guy #1. Think Matthew McConaughey in We are Marshall and the beloved Kyle Chandler as Coach Tayor in Friday Night Lights – This is the Pete Carroll type.

Then let your mind wander to type #3. The aging bachelor who will do anything to win because winning and the pile of money that comes along with it is all that they have and all that they want. Think Al Pacino in Any Given Sunday but with a winning streak. Here is Bill Belichick.

Now if football movies aren’t your thing (you crazy kid) then let me explain further. You couldn’t ask for two more different coaches. Pete Carroll doesn’t coach in a typical sort of way. One of his players, the ever amusing Michael Bennett, recently described him as being “Like google man – he’s just laid back”.

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He throws big BBQ’s during training camp, takes his teams bowling and plans elaborate practical jokes often involving celebrities. He brings in rugby players to help with tackling and a goalkeeper from the US National Soccer team to help with kicking. His weekday practices are themed – Tell the Truth Mondays, Competition Tuesdays and Turnover Thursdays. In 2005 he was interviewed by Mens Vogue who described his personality as “a nine year old boy who’s having a very good christmas.”

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Seattle player Richard Sherman certainly doesn’t mind, saying “I don’t think anybody thought his system could work, It shows you can win with positivity, with having a great mindset. They say you have to be a hard coach to win in this league, but that’s not who he is. We love it.”

In an interview with Jim Trotter Pete says his coaching style “…basically comes down to taking care of the people in your program and making them the best they can be—not giving up on them and never failing to be there for them.” But I think his coaching style can be summed up better by Jefri Chadiha of ESPN who recently wrote “He seems capable of having more fun in one afternoon than most coaches have in an entire season.” and “he’s a man who ultimately wants to see the best come out of everybody, mainly because of how much joy he would take in seeing somebody else attain that level of success.”

Now Bill Belichick would never be called Joyful. This is his face post win.

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Although I should note that a few of his players have tried to tell the world that he can actually be quite funny – We’re waiting on proof. He’s certainly very stoney to the rest of us and he’s not throwing any BBQ’s either. He doesn’t like talking to the press and he’s not one for elaborate gestures – though one time he did bury a game ball with his team after a terrible loss. He scoffs at hints of emotion in football believing that winning comes down to hard work and diligence. He runs a very tight ship. More than one of his players have admitted being nervous around him.

But his approach does work. He is considered one of the greatest coaches of all time. He starts off each week with a quiz where a wrong answer is not taken lightly and he recruits players that come from notoriously disciplined programs because those are the ones that thrive in his incredibly tough and disciplined program. But that’s not to say he doesn’t occasionally lead with positivity. Kevin Faulk has spent his whole NFL career with Bill Belichick and insists that he gives praise. When asked for an example though he answers “No one would really understand it.”

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It’s worth noting that there are only three coaches in the NFL who act as Head Coach AND General Manager to their team. Pete Carroll and Bill Belichick are both on this list. This gives them huge amounts of control over all aspects of their team and is something that both of them wrote into their contracts as conditions upon being hired. I must say, it seems to be working for them.

So it’s really a matter of preference, they certainly both get the job done but In an annonymous ESPN survey 320 players were asked who was the coach in the league they would want to play for. Who do you think won? Pete Carroll received 72 votes claiming him 1st place in the poll. Bill tied for 5th with 22 votes. So I’ll let the players decide this round for us!

Before The Bowl – Pete

This is Pete Carroll’s third NFL team. He was considered a failure with both of his previous teams for using the same coaching style he uses now. When no NFL team would look at him for a head coaching position he took a year off and then decided to follow his volleyball playing daughter to USC where he was their 4th pick for head coach of the football team. Lucky for him the other three turned it down, because it was here that he found his stride. He drastically turned the program around becoming one of the most celebrated coaches in college football. After ten years he was finally offered the kind of coaching position he had been waiting for – the head coach and general manager of the Seattle Seahawks. He took it and after two unsuccessful seasons he took his team to the Superbowl last year and won them their first ever Superbowl title. He’d like to get them a second.

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Bill Belichick hit his stride with the New England Patriots after their owner fired Pete Carroll. That’s right, Bill Belichick replaced Pete Carroll and went on to be the winningest coach that the franchise has ever seen. That’s got to sting just a bit. This is his 15th year with the Pats and in that time he has taken the team to 5 Superbowls winning three of them. Since he became Head Coach the Patriots have become Football royalty, holding the record for most wins in a decade and dozen other accolades. Game of Thrones writer George R.R. Martin has said repeatedly that the Patriots are the Lannister’s of the NFL and Drew Karyshyn, a Star Wars video game writer has named Bill Belichick as most likely to become the Sith. So there.

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Bill has a better resume and this is his 6th Superbowl appearance but he hasn’t won this title in 5 years. This is only Pete’s second Superbowl appearance but he coached the reigning champions and overcame such adversity to get there that I think he can take this round too.

Side Line Style – It’s a Wash

Pete is always smiling, Bill is always frowning. Pete is a silver fox. Bill is balding. Pete has squeaky white shoes that have become a running joke on twitter but Bill looks great in a hood. I’ll let you decide this one. Twitter links attached.

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Nerve– Bill

Pete Carroll was nicknamed Big Balls Pete at USC but honestly Bill Belichick is going to win this category. Before being named Head Coach of the Pats, he was named Head Coach of their biggest rival – the New York Jets. He held that position for exactly 1 day before resigning to a stunned press group and very stunned Jets staff. Then he promptly took the Pats up on their offer. He also seems to have no qualms about cheating. In the 2007 ‘Spygate’ incident he was fined $500 000 (the largest fine ever imposed on a coach) for illegally taping the defensive hand signals of the New York Jets. Just this Sunday the Pats were accused of deflating footballs in the AFC championship.

This isn’t to say that dear Pete hasn’t gotten into his fair share of trouble too, but he doesn’t do it in that same ‘Bull in a china store’ way that Bill does and I think we owe him this one. 

Off Field Personality – King Pete

I would love to say that Bill is an evil old man who dates cheerleaders half his age but the reality is that he isn’t evil at all. He grew up with football. His dad played for the Lions and later started coaching with the US Naval Academy Football Team – that’s where he learned how to breakdown game tapes and no doubt inherited some of his more militant tyle. In fact his dad came on as an advisor early on his career. He has three kids, all of whom are athletic and two of them coach in their own right. His son Steve works alongside his dad as an assistant coach to the Pats.

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And he’s not dating a cheerleader. He’s in a relationship with an age appropriate, seemingly lovely lady by the name of Linda Holliday who has a great sense of humour and seems to lighten up his stoney persona. In fact just last yeat there was a fun little rumour going around that he even named a play after her , after Brady shouted ‘Cougar, Cougar, Linda’ before a play. Oh – and he’s good friends with Jon Bon Jovi!

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So Bill is not evil but Pete is a bit of a saint. Pete is still married to his college sweetheart Glena and they have three kids as well, plus two adorable grandkids. Their son Nate works with the Seahawks as a Wide receiver coach. But what puts Pete a notch above is his charitable work. When he worked in California he was strongly impacted by the youth and gang violence he saw in low income neighbourhoods. He started a charity called ‘A better LA’ that aims to reduce youth and gang violence and provide better opportunities for the impoverished to succeed. When he moved to Seattle his work continued and he developed ‘A better Seattle’. He even has the headquarters in the Seahawks building so he can be around as much as possible and gets the players to help out and raise awareness at events. He doesn’t just donate, he takes a very active role in what they do and for that, he wins the off field category. Oh and he’s pretty close with Macklemore and Will Farrell.

If we were just looking at coaches, The Hawks would most likely have earned your support. BUT stay tuned for posts on key players and team overviews and find out Who’s got heart!

 

Who’s it Gonna Be? – The Quarterback Showdown

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Sooo….At 25 years old and in his second season, Russel Wilson is a young, exciting and up and coming quarterback. After a successful college career in both baseball and football he opted to go to the MLB for a few years before leaving baseball and entering the 2012 NFL draft. There was some concern over his height but Seattle picked him in the third round, 75th over all. At this point the Seahawks had three quarterbacks and no clear direction on who they wanted to lead their team. The three men spent training camp competing for the job of starter with Russell eventually coming out on top. This is important because unlike Peyton Manning, Russell was never the obvious choice. He didn’t enter the NFL in the 1st round, his dad isn’t a famous quarterback and he surpassed everyones expectations in getting the job and then surpassed them again when he was so excellent at it.

His rookie season was a success and curiously enough he ended up tying the record for most touchdowns thrown by a rookie….with none other than Peyton Manning.

Russell is a devout christian. He claims that Jesus came to him in a dream when he was 14 and his twitter is filled with biblical verses,

Imagehowever he doesn’t just tweet his values. He goes weekly to the Seattle Children’s hospital and he has a charity called ‘The Power of the Mind’ that gives opportunities to low income youth. In 2010 he lost his father to complications with Diabetes and since has become an advocate for those suffering with the disease. He holds a youth passing academy in the off season with all proceeds going to the Charles Ray III Diabetes Association. For the 2013 season he made an agreement with Russel Investments where they donate $2000 to his charity for every touchdown he throws in the regular and post season.

In 2012 he married his college sweetheart, the lovely Ashton Meem and the two are maybe the cutest couple in football. I have attached a few links to hit this home but this is their reaction to Russell being drafted. russell-wilson-gfAND I will also tell you that when he proposed, he had one of their three adorable dogs help him out, AND If you care about that sort of thing, there are links.

To sum him up, Russell Wilson seems like the lovleliest, most all american boy you could hope to lead your team. It’s not hard to root for his serious look, youthful talent and curly locks.

Now, on to Peyton Manning. I already spoke about him in my post for the NFC championship so I won’t go into tremendous detail but what is important to know about Peyton is that this has been an extraordinary season for him. He has beat numerous records, and if he wins the this game, for a lot of reasons I don’t fully comprehend, he will have had the greatest single season of any quarterback in the history of the NFL.

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Now, does this incredible athlete really need another accolade to add to his already impressive list? Probably not, but consider this – This amazing season he’s had, this is happening after some serious surgeries onhis neck. Surgeries that caused the team that he built and led for 14 years to replace him. Peyton Manning was the starting QB with the Indiana Colts for 14 years. After he was dropped, hewasn’t sure if he should tryto continue playing with his arm not recovering like he wanted it to. His rather lovely wife Ashley pushed him into a few training camps where his arm slowlystarted returning. He was picked up by the Bronco’s last year and has been blowing everyones mind with his comeback ever since.

His is a story of redemption. And not only that, but you can’t help but admit that he has a certain charm to him. I can’t say for sure that I think he is particularly funny but it is clear that he has a sense of humour and appreciates comedy. He hosted SNL and didn’t screw it up, in fact, this United Way PSA was really quite good. He did a promo spot with Will Farrell for Anchor Man 2 this year and let’s not forget about hismany classic MasterCard commercials over the years. With his big dumb face and his big dumb smile it’s hard not to like him.

And don’t think he doesn’t do his fair share of charity work either. One of my favourite Peyton-ism’s is his foundation which is aptly named ‘The Peyback Foundation’

Peyton is known for calling out plays to trick the other team. His most recent buzzword is ‘Omaha’ and he seems to shout it out beforenearly every play lately. The city of Omaha is thrilled, they publicly thanked Manning on their twitter feed, hoping that all these mentions on national television are bound to cause some tourism. You can even bet on how many times Peyton will scream Omaha at the super bowl, naturally the links are attached.

So, quarterback wise you have two options – the young, serious, sweet and talented Russell Wilson and his dogs OR the lovable goon thatis Peyton Manning who could prove to the world (and the Colts) that is he still the very best.

On this one, although I love the Seahawks and Russell Wilson, I think I’m going Peyton. I mean, look at this faceImage

Links

Here is the betting information on Omaha

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-01-23/peyton-manning-s-omaha-audibles-become-super-bowl-prop-bet.html

To add to my argument of the cutest couple in football

Here is Russell Wilson’s proposal details….which I understand is not a very sporty link

http://www.timesdispatch.com/entertainment-life/weddings-celebrations/i-do-i-do-ashton-meem-russell-wilson/article_169dd71c-d7b9-5781-aba4-2db570e5550b.html

And in case you missed it this time, here is Peyton’s United Way commercial

http://ilovefootballseason.com/funny-peyton-manning-united-way-snl-digital-short/

Who’s it gonna be? – Team overviews

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It’s Superbowl time!

The most wonderful, testosterone filled day of the year is upon us, but who you might be wondering to root for?

Both teams have a lot going for them and I’ll do my best to cover every little bit of non statistical information so that you can make an emotionally informed decision. Today I’ll be posting a team overview but each day for the rest of the week I’ll be comparing QB’s, coaches,  some big offensive and defensive players and of course, the always overlooked kickers.

So away we go…

NFC Championship - San Francisco 49ers v Seattle Seahawks

The Seattle Seahawks have never won a Superbowl. The one time before now that they made it to the big game, they lost to the Steelers. To make them even more wide eyed and lovable, not a single member of the Seahawks active roster have ever played in a Superbowl. This is an incredible and exciting opportunity for them. Led by my very favourite silver fox: Pete Carroll (see previous post), they are in good hands and their defence could certainly make it happen for them.

To help them out, Seattle has some of the most incredible fans in football. They are called ‘The 12th Man’ and are so loud, disruptive and unruly that they cause an awesome amount of false starts in the opposing teams. And the Seahawks are grateful. When their new uniforms were released in 2012 they were designed with 12 feathers down their legs and around their neckline in dedication to their fans. In 1984 the team retired the #12 in honour of the 12th man so no Seahawk has worn the #12 in 30 years. At the beginning of each and every home game a team VIP raises a massive #12 flag in the end zone and the stadium goes wild. In fact, this year the 12th man broke a Guinness Record for Loudest Stadium. In 2011, their sound registered on a nearby seismic scale. They made the earth move!!!

And if that wasn’t enough, they have Taima. Taima the Hawk is the Seahawk mascot. She has been with the team since 2007 and leads the team out of their tunnel at the start of every home game. They are bringing her to New Jersey for the big game so she can do her thing. 

On the business side of things, the Seahawks are owned by a man named Paul Allen who is a co-founder of Microsoft. He is your typical hyper rich, philanthropist who donates millions of dollars and does good. 

paul allenHe’s like a nerdy Bruce Wayne with no alter ego. Unlike most millionaire do-gooders our guy Paul has never been married but it’s not out of the question for him. He is actively looking for love, saying in 2011, in a 60 minutes interview that he is still optimistic he’ll meet someone and frankly it shouldn’t be too difficult for him. He is worth $15.8 billion and just released his first rock album. There links attached.

 

macklemoreOn the celebrity front, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis are huge Seahawks fans. Macklemore performed at the NFC Championship and was with hung out with the team before and after the game. When asked to sign a fans 49er’s jersey, he did so, but not without putting the word ‘sucks’ after the team name. Sarah and Todd Palin and Drew Carey are also fans.

In short, the Seahawks are on an upswing. This really feels like it could be their time. They have an incredible team put together and a lot of people really pulling for them. They are certainly who I’m going to rooting for but….

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The orange and navy Denver Bronco’s are pretty great too. I mean look at that guy’s smile.  They have not won a Superbowl in 15 years. Not since they were led by Bronco legendary QB John Elway. Elway was originally John Elwaydrafted in 1983 in the first round by the Colts, but he threatened to leave football for the MLB unless he was traded to a select list of teams. He didn’t give the Colts much choice and Denver was happy to take him on. Prior to Elway, the team had been through 24 different starting QB’s in 23 seasons. He played with the team for 16 years and now works as their General Manager. This man spent his entire professional career and most of his adult life with the Bronco’s and is still considered one of the greatest QB’s of all time. It would be wonderful for him to take his team to victory again, this time as their manager.

And while Bronco fans may not make quite as much noise as the 12th man, they are still some of the loudest fans in the NFL. They shout ‘IN-COM-PLETE’ after any incompletion and take stadium attendance very seriously, loudly ‘boo-ing’ any no shows at home games.

Their team mascot is a beautiful 900 pound horse named Thunder who is ridden down the length of the field after a home game touchdown. He and his beautiful, blonde and buxom trainer will be making the long and difficult journey to the Superbowl this year so Taima will not be the only live mascot to be shipped across the country.

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The Bronco’s are owned by Pat Bowlen who is much cooler looking than Paul Allen. His family made their money in the Canadian oil business and while he bankrolls the team, he is not very active in its decision making. He did however save the team from near bankruptcy when he bought it and like Paul Allen, he fought to keep the team in its home town. This is his 30th year with the team. He is married to a lovely, if not somewhat plastic lady named Joan Annabelle Bowlen who interestingly enough, happens to be related to the late Princes Diana. But as far as I could tell neither of them have ever released a rock album.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone of South Park fame are huge fans CartmansMomisaDirtySlut11and frequently reference the Bronco’s on their show. Curiously, the Bronco’s won the Superbowl the year that the show went on the air, which they do not consider curious at all. Other fans include Tim Allen and Kyle Busch.

Now, for some similarities. Both teams had a regular season record of 13-3 and as it turns out both mascots are named Thunder..sort of. Turns out that Taima is a Native American name and although there is some disagreement about its language of origin, it appears to mean Thunder.

For pure team spirit I’m going Seahawks, but if you still can’t decide, tomorrow i’ll be pitting Peyton Manning against Russell Wilson and it will be enthralling!

Links –

http://theweek.com/article/index/247909/microsoft-co-founder-paul-allen-released-a-rock-album-and-its-not-terrible

Listen to a Paul Allen Song Sample

http://www.kplu.org/post/experience-his-music-project-paul-allen-releases-star-studded-cd

Pete Carroll – The Man, The Hair, The Coach

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 It’s probably time that I admit I love Pete CarrolI.

I love the way he coaches, his energy, his hair (less robust recently, but still) and mostly his enthusiasm. I can’t help but feel and sincerely hope that this is his time.

Pete Carroll has been the coach of the Seahawks for 3 years but of course, his football career started long before that. Like most coaches, he played football himself but not without issue. He was always small for his age and weighing only 110 pounds, he had to get a doctors note to try out for his high school football team. Pretty cute, right? Anyway, after high school he ended up at the University of the Pacific where he met his wife Glena and post school he tried out for the Honolulu Hawaiians but didn’t make the cut. Carroll moved around the college teams acting as a graduate assistant, assistant and coordinator until he was eventually brought in to the NFL.

Working as a defensive coach for the Bills and Vikings he was made defensive coordinator by the Jets and by 1994 was promoted to his first head coaching position. It’s here he started his coaches basketball pick-up games that he is now known for, playing in the parking lot of the their practice facility. While his season started out well, it ended 6-10 and he was fired after only one season. After two successful years as defensive coordinator for the 49er’s he was given a second chance. This time as head coach of the New England Patriots, replacing legendary and much loved coach Bill Parcells. His happy go lucky energy was a stark change from the often irritable and serious Parcells. Jaysen Jenks wrote it this way “Parcells criticized his players in public, Carroll occasionally hugged his players in public.” He didn’t act like a head coach should, critics said he was too laid back, too soft, and that he absolutely had to stop taking his team out bowling. His second chance lasted three years. Robert Kraft, who owns the Patriots has said that firing Carroll was one of the hardest decisions he has made in since owning the team.

Carroll who had only ever worked one job outside of football decided to take a year off. He did some writing, some advising and some serious self examination. At the time his daughter was playing volleyball at the University of Southern California and they just happened to have a opening for head coach of their football team. Now our guy Pete had not coached at the college level for nearly two decades and this was certainly not a forward career move but Carroll actively pursued the position. He wasn’t their first choice, or their second. In fact he was their fourth. Three other coaches turned down the position before they gave it to him. And when they did, the USC community did not like the decision. Fans, alumni and donors sent close to 2500 complaints to the athletic department.

And with very little to lose he started doing things his way. The program was not doing well. They had not made a national championship in 10 years. During the next decade that Carroll spent at USC, he won them 2 national championships and got them to 7 consecutive top 4 finishes. The athletic department revenue nearly doubled. I could go on and on explaining his many accomplishments but suffice it to say, he turned the program around. He implemented many of his now well known coaching tactics including holding all open practices and his weekly schedule; Tell the truth Mondays, Competition Tuesday, Turnover Wednesday etc. Then there were his pranks, a few of them involving USC alum Will Ferrell. I’ll add some links at the end of the article because a)I won’t do them justice and b) You should see how much fun his teams always seem to be having.

One of his biggest strengths was his ability to recruit, and it became a family affair after his son Brennan was brought in as recruiting coordinator. During his time at USC 53 of Carroll’s recruits were drafted to the NFL and of those, 14 were selected in the first round. That’s incredible! Now, here is where the Carroll Haters require their due. Reggie Bush (you may recognize him as Kim Kardashians ex boyfreind) was recruited to the Trojans and helped them to win a national championship. The NCAA began an investigation into USC in 2010 and found that Reggie Dear seemed to have accepted a few ‘improper gifts’ from USC recruiters that may have lured him to the program. Now Pete Carroll has denied knowing anything about this and as much as I love that hair, that is hard to believe. He was very involved in all aspects of the program and his own son was the recruiting coordinator.

Around this time he was offered the head coaching position for the Seattle Seahawks. He had been offered NFL positions during his time with the Trojans but Seahawks owner Paul Allen made him an offer he could not refuse. He was given near complete control over the team which allowed him the freedom he had become used to at the college level. He left USC in 2010 just in time for the NCAA sanctions to surface. They were very harsh and included the stripping of scholarships, the loss of a championship and two year ban on competing for the national title. Pete Carroll did not leave the team cheering.

But he did hit the ground running. He made over 200 changes in the Seahawks roster in his first season and although his two first seasons were ultimately unsuccessful , there were moments where we saw that perhaps Pete Carroll had found his stride. In 2012 he chose to start rookie quarterback Russell Wilson, a third round draft pick which led to his first winning season with the team. Last week Rick Reily of ESPN gave his guts points to Jim Harbaugh for starting Colin Kaepernick as quarterback. But Kaepernick was a first round draft pick. If he wasn’t go to start, who was? I think that Carroll’s pick of Wilson was more gutsy. And let’s not forget about Carroll’s formidable nickname at USC of ‘Big Balls Pete.’

He has BBQ’s in his training camp and snowball fights with his players. He runs the drills, he doesn’t just call them and he plays loud pop music during practice. He fucking rocks and he has so much gosh-darn. In 2005 he was interviewed for Mens Vogue…ridiculous but why not? They described his sideline personality as “a 9 year old boy who’s having a very good christmas” to which he responded “I always think something goods just about to happen.”

Well Pete, you’re going to the Superbowl and I too, have a feeling that something goods just about to happen.

Now that I’ve confessed and explained that particular compulsion, stay tuned! Next week I’ll be looking at some key players in the biggest, best and most wonderful game of the year!

Prank #1 – Pete Carroll punks Seahawk’s Raheem Brock with hotel bill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8nM-3C3Y4I

Prank #2 – USC gets visited by Will Ferrell on Halloween

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO9daN5fH8M

Oh God, I forgot Pete Carroll is on Twitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh5KweP3qdo

Kim and Reggie’s first photo shoot together

http://cdn1.kimkcdn.celebuzz.com/files/2009/03/Saint-Sinner-GQ-kim-kardashian-reggie-bush-April-2009-3

The AFC Championship – The Sith and the Jedi

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The question of who has more heart is not an easy one to answer, This coming Sunday we have two terribly exciting games to watch. The first will be an all star match up between The New England Patriots and the Denver Broncos at the Sports Authority Field at Mile High. This game is all about the intense Quarterback rivalry. Our second game is the Seattle Seahawks vs. The San Francisco 49er’s. I hope I don’t give my bias too much away when I elect to save my blurb on these two teams until after the games completion when Pete Carroll’s brilliant Seahawks will slaughter Jim Harbaugh’s snot nosed 49er’s. But back to game 1

The Question of the Underdog – Bronco’s

Of the two teams the Bronco’s are the underdog….but not by a long shot. The Patriots have been to the Superbowl 7 times, 5 of which were under their current Coach/QB combo. Out of these 5 trips, they have won 3 in the last ten years, setting innumerable records in the process. If the Patriots win this game they will be tied for the title of most Superbowl appearances by a team in the history of the NFL. The Bronco’s have been to the Superbowl 6 times but only won twice, in 1997 and 1998. If they win this Sunday, it will be their first Superbowl appearance since 1998 – 15 years! Meanwhile the Broncos have an operating budget of $31.7 million while the Patriots have an operating budget of $139.2 million. That is a difference of over $100 million that goes towards things like training facilities, player salaries and coach salaries. And speaking of coaches The Patriots have had the same coach for 13 years; a polarizing but undoubtedly brilliant man by the name of Bill Belichick.  In November the Bronco’s lost their Head Coach, Jim Fox to a valve replacement surgery. His role was being filled by their defensive coordinator Jack Del Rio but that’s a lot of change ups for a team in the post season.  On the other side of the gate, the game is being played at the Bronco’s home stadium. Lucky for them, they have one of the best home game advantages in the league, having never been shut out at home in over 400 games. Some say this can be credited to their altitude which is indeed a mile high above sea level.

Team Charisma – Tie game

In this category we certainly have reason to root for both teams. The Patriots have a fairly adorable touchdown ritual where ten men dressed as minute men fire a round of blanks from flintlock muskets in the end zone. It’s an oddly classy affair with the surely un-intended effect of sending the sulphur scented fumes over to the visiting teams bench. Whether or not you find this a flattering comparison. Game of Thrones writer George R.R. Martin has said that the Patriots are the Lannister’s of the NFL and Drew Karyshyn, a Star Wars video game writer has named Bill Belichick as most likely to become the Sith. While you may point out that both of these comparisons are to what some might call ‘evil’ characters, I would point out that in both cases they have a certain charm, and a definite ability to get what they want.

Oh…and their defensive coordinators name is Pepper Johnson…Great name.

The Broncos do some cute stuff too. They take great pride in selling out their stadium. Each game they read out the number of no shows in the stadium, who are subsequently booed. Also, their former stadium was unique by having steel floors. This caused a thunder sound to echo down from the top seats when fans would stomp their feet, possibly because of their enthusiasm and possibly because they were cold. In any case, when their new stadium was built the upper decks were built with steel floors to continue the tradition.

Oh…and their General Manager is a Hall of Fame quarterback who took the team to their only two Superbowl wins: a Mr. John Elway, who when he was drafted in the 1st round by the Colts in 1983, threatened to leave football and join the MLB unless he was traded to a short list of teams, one of which was the Bronco’s. He’s been with the team ever since.

Coaches Corner – Go Pats Go

After careful study of Bill Belichick I have come to think that ‘saucy’ is perhaps the best word him. Not in anything he says because public speaking is really not his forte but in his actions. For those of you who don’t know him I’ll do a quick review of some of his more brazen achievements. In 2000 he was given a head coaching position for the New York Jets. He accepted the position and the next day, moments before he was supposed to be introduced to the press, he quickly wrote out a sentence. “I resign as the Head Coach of the New York Jets.” He spent the next 30 minutes justifying his decision to a stunned press corp. He had held the position for 24 hours. Shortly afterwards it was announced that he would be the head coach of the Patriots where he would also act as General manager giving him near complete control over the team. The Patriots had to give up their first round draft pick to get him out of his contract with the Jets but it was probably worth it. 

Once in 2001 after a bad game against The Miami Dolphins, he held a funeral for the game ball in order to get the team to move forward. And in his pre-game speech before the 2005 Superbowl against the Eagles he made his team listen to the entire parade route that the Eagles would take should they win – street by street. He is the only NFL head coach that is not part of the NFL coaches association. Union camaraderie does not appear to be his thing. Spying is more his style, in 2007 he was fined $500,00o for taping a defensive practice of the New York Jets. 

Now, this is Bill Belichick’s final year on his contract, which would normally create an interesting tension but I don’t think he’s even remotely near the chopping block. His contract is sure to be extended.

 The Broncos coach is named John Fox and doesn’t strike me as a particularly interesting man. He and Belichick have faced off once before in the Superbowl, with Belichick taking the crown in 2003 when Fox was briefly the coach of the Panthers. He has had to leave the game this season after a cardiac valve replacement surgery. His defensive coordinator Jack Del Rio has been filling in and he is a slightly more interesting man. He has held the position of head coach before for the Jaguars and set an NFL record as longest tenured head coach without winning a division championship. Not the best record to have, but a record is a record I suppose. These playoffs have been a real chance for him to shine.

My favourite story about Jack is when he introduced a new coaching mantra to the Jaguars locker room in 2003. The mantra was ‘Keep Chopping Wood’ and he brought in a large stump and an axe so the players could really hammer in this metaphor. This was all going pretty well until the teams  punter seriously injured his non kicking foot, badly enough to keep him out the rest of the 2003 season. If that’s not pure blind, stupid heart, I don’t know what is.

 Interestingly enough all three coaches involved in this game were fined in 2012 for ‘berating replacement officials’ or grabbing a replacement officials arm in Bill’s case. So in the very least, it should be a passionate game on the sidelines

Quarterback – I heart Peyton

In the Quarterback department, I think the way is clear. These two incredibly successful men have faced off 14 times, with Tom Brady winning 10 of these. While Brady tends to soar under in the intense playoff pressure, Peyton seems to sink. Among his other career records Peyton Manning is tied with Brett Farve for most post season losses.

Tom Brady was largely ignored in college. Not recognized as the talent that he is now, he was a 6th round draft pick by the Patriots. This is the narrative that we have come to know; A young, determined, hard working boy defeats all mediocre expectations and becomes the worlds best known quarterback. Peyton Manning on the other hand was a star in college and a first round draft pick for the Colts. In fact everything was looking pretty wonderful for him until 2011. He even started a charity for disadvantaged youth called the ‘Peyback Foundation”. Get it? Anyway in 2011 he went in for a run of the mill surgery to alleviate some pain he was feeling in his neck and shoulder. The pain did not subside and shortly after he had to have another, much more serious surgery that led to him sitting out the rest of 2011 season. Previously he had never missed a game in the NFL. When the 2012 draft pick came around the Colts used their first pick to choose Andrew Luck as their new quarterback. Peyton Manning was let go from the team that he had led for 14 years. He was even gracious about it, saying that the Colts made the right decision. Lucky for him, the Bronco’s picked him up 13 days later so the sob story ends here.

In fact, there’s very little for either of them to sob about. They are both married to incredibly beautiful woman with lovely little families. They both make over 90 million a year and they both have hosted Saturday Night Live, which I think you’ll agree is the pinnacle of celebrity success. (Links are attached, but I think Peyton wins the funny award)

Also it should be said that while Star Wars writer Drew Karyshyn compared Bill Belichick to the Sith, he has named Peyton Manning as most likely to be a Jedi Knight. And it may have taken a while, but we all saw what happened there. Go Peyton Go.

So, who has more heart? While neither team is soul-less. I would strongly suggest for you to root for the Broncos. They need it more and if they pull it together, they have the skill to overthrow the comfortable Patriots. I’m going to ride this orange wave as long as it goes…or until they face the Seahawks.

Other Links E-online did a great explanation of the Brady/Manning Rivalry as explained by the ladies of ‘The Hill’s http://ca.eonline.com/news/500643/tom-brady-and-peyton-manning-s-rivalry-as-explained-by-the-hills-lauren-conrad-and-heidi-montag This is Bill Belichick dressed as a pirate and giving us a rare smile http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/30/bill-belichick-pirate-halloween-costume_n_4177824.html Here is Peyton’s United Way SNL video http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80542965/ Here is (a rather bad quality video of) Tom Brady’s opening SNL monologue – You decide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8vye8TFP0k